#movie ratings

[popcornfix]

This movie was so anticlimactic for me as a horror film.. just basically demonic AF is all. Wack 😑

4/10 literally only giving it a four because it was disturbing but not a disturbingly good but instead disturbingly shitty and that's still something.

This is a cruel world, especially for the little things.

Longlegs (2024)

[benoits-neckerchieves]

I love Hugh Grant the absolute weirdo

[citizenscreen]

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) film rating system was officially introduced on November 1, 1968 with G-M-R-X.

[movieinonesentence]

Iron Man

8/10

A movie that will never get old and will forever validate my crush on Robert Downey Jr.

[popcornfix]

7/10

Could have been better, the main character was honestly annoying AF.

Scary jumpy vibe, demonic as per usual. I'm kind of tired of demonic shit I miss a good scary mystery horror film that does not involve monsters and demons. Humans are scarier but that's just my opinion.

Still a good spooky watch ? Ehh

HALLOWEEN MARATHON 2024 ↳ day 24 🎃 TALK TO ME (2022) | dir. danny philippou & michael philippou

[dallasgallant]

Was surprised last time I watched The Outsiders that it was PG-13. Mainly for drinking, smoking and “sexual reference”.

Then again they don’t swear all that much, there’s one “shit” and they make an effort to avoid gore by not showing much of Johnny or Dally…not Bob though. They show all of that. Screw Bob apparently lmao

[galaxysweets]

In my personal opinion;

Dune Book > Dune Part 1

Dune Book < Dune Part 2

[bringbackmaes14]

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my whole life

[dancesingay]

So you want to replicate the success of Barbie...

An analysis for marketing research teams:

What we like of the Barbie Movie:

-Fun color pallet

-Female Director

-Trans Inclusive

-Feminist Message

-Passes the Bechdel test

-Fun, makes you feel.

-Bonus: References and easter eggs.

-Excellent Soundtrack

-America Ferrera

What we didn't like of the Barbie movie/Don't care about:

-The fact that it's a movie based on a toy

-Please stop making toy themed movies and start making movies that serve cunt.

-If the Lego, minecraft, monopoly movies serve cunt, fine, but if not, get them out of here. Nobody want's that.

[juveniallhoran]

jesus CHRIST do i need to talk about black swan!! it was such a good movie & i loved it so much. my jaw was on the FLOOR by the end of it & it honestly changed my life so much in the duration of almost 2 hours. the acting, the plot twists and everything were just INCREDIBLE! 10/10

[rotblume]

Okay, so, I'm not even sure how earnest I am about this, but .. we all know how, usually, movies and tv-shows and such are rated for their potential sexual &/ violent content, right? That there exist these phrases like "approved for all audiences" or "viewer discretion advised" ..

and the one thing where I always thought they should post trigger warnings but never did were nature&/animal documentaries, because of my arachnophobia .. like I've got zero problems with snakes or crocodiles or sharks, but show me a spider and I'd get a jump scare so bad that I'd accidentally throw snacks across the room or choke on&/spit out my drink

please note: this is not an invite for y'all to post pictures of spiders in the comments and give me a minor heart attack

anyway, I just thought, maybe there should exist a similar rating system for content with anthropomorphic animals, like, inform viewers above 16/14/12 whatev, that there'll be anthro characters, especially if they've got attractive personalities, because it is seriously ridiculous how attracted I am to some fictional (animated) animals and shifters and I'd like some warning next time, please and thank you, it's already enough with humanoid aliens and androids

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[benoits-neckerchieves]

Finally watched Wonka today and can confirm that Hughmpa Loompa is as delightful as you expect him to be

[honeyhobi]

Trying to watch new (to me) horror movies for the Halloween season, so I want to keep track of what I've seen and what I rate them.

Becky (6/10 for good acting and killing neo-nazis, wish I had read the warnings on does the dog die dot com though.)

Annabelle (3/10 for the white bread plain main characters and for that shitty ending.)

Annabelle: Creation (5/10 for the callback to the original film and interesting characters, but I'm not sure what makes Annabelle doll the villain considering the demon rarely even uses her to torment its victims.)

Halloween (1978) (4/10 so boring oh my god. Maybe it’s cuz I am harder on classics but damn. Aside from the dog I was on Michael's side for most of the movie? He really said "fuck neglectful babysitters" and I resonate with that.)

Halloween (2018) (8/10 much better than the original is that blasphemous jkjk i don't care. I actually cared about the characters!! Won't be watching the rest of the franchise though.)

[annepi-blog]

So I just found out that 'Red, White & Royal Blue' is rated R in the US? In Germany it is FSK12, which is I think equivalent to a PG-13.

I just wonder why? Is this emotional and tender sex scene between two people in general too much for the USA? Or is it because it takes place between two men?

[digitalwizard01]

It's always so weird seeing other people's movie rating standards cause why did I just see someone call an 8/10 "Fine"?? For me 5 is mid, 6 is fine, 7 is good, 8 is great, and 9 is near perfect. That makes sense to me, but if an 8 to you is just fine, wtf is a 1? Like At this point you're basically using 5/10 as 0 so why not just rate out of 5? 3/5 makes sense for a fine movie, an 8/10 is a great rating

[random-weirdo]

@benkabaryaberrybom made a comment on my Casanova shitpost asking me to review it, I will try my best because I am terrible at persuasion, reviewing, writing and all that jazz, so here we go, I suppose.

(P.s - I'm super sorry for the EXTREMELY late post, not gonna lie I had been putting it off because school and blah blah blah 😭)

First of all, an actual rating.

7/10

3.5 (How does math work again?) Stars out of 5

It was really good, if I'm being honest! The main thing that made me lower the score was the actual sex* (Which I would like to stress, it isn't the ONLY thing this movie (show) is about!!!) and shit, but I really CANNOT judge, seeing as that's what the movie (Which is actually a show, but we watched it all together on YouTube) sort of surrounds, and that's just my preference.

The main thing I took away from this movie (show) is don't be a dick with a good sense of humour, it will lead you to horrible places. (This a joke, obviously.)

But, other than that, I would recommend watching it if you like love, David Tennant, and Nina Sosanya and all sorts of other actors that really pull the movie together!

I feel like this post is very negative, now that I'm reading back on it, but please take my words with a grain of salt, because it was just personally not my fav. If you're interested in watching it but are hesitant to just because one person said they didn't like it as much as they would've liked to, watch it anyway!! Because you shouldn't let one person on the internet stop you from being curious, just because they have an opinion.

Again, I'm super fucking sorry for such a late post, and I really hope that if you ended up watching this before I posted it you enjoyed it!

(Other people, feel free to reblog this with your rating if you've watched DT's Casanova!!😊)

*I would also like to stress that it's mostly just heavily implied, I can't quite recall if they do actually show any sex scenes, seeing as I watched it at least a couple weeks ago now, so fair warning for that if you're uncomfortable with it.